Luma na pero benta pa din! hahaha
January 25, 2008 – The Top Ten Dumbest Thing You’ve Ever Heard Anyone Say
1. YnaKi – An Eat Bulaga contestant was asked by Jo ey and Vic: “Ano sa Tagalog ang grasshopper? ” Contestant: “Ahmm. . .Huling Hapunan?”
2. Idlepsych – It was an ex-PBB housemate (1st batch) who said this: “Big Brother, ginagawa po nila ako laughing stuff!”
3. Myckle Mouse – In Wowowee, the question was: “Kung ang ‘sigaw’ ay ‘shout’ sa Inggles, ano naman sa Tagalog ang ‘whisper’?” The contestant answered: “Napkin!”
4. Dongster – While watchng the news yesterday about a kid killed by a bulldozer, our maid commented: “Kaya ayoko mag-alaga ng aso eh!”
5. No name – My friend and I were walking up the stairs of our schools new bldg. She said out of nowhere: “Imagine mo kung di ginawa ‘tong bldg, umaakyat tayo sa hangin?” Continue reading ‘Joketime muna pampalipas ng drama (The Top Ten Dumbest Thing You've Ever Heard Anyone Say )’
Bihira ako ng mag- “Thank you” sa mga bus drivers ng sinasakyan kong bus kapag papunta o pauwi sa trabaho. Ayoko na kasing makadagdag sa pagod nila sa pagsagot ng “You’re welcome!” sa bawat pasaherong magte-thank you sa kanila. Biruin mo, halos 40 o 50 ang laman ng bus at kapag lahat yun ay isa-isang nag-thank you sa driver, eh goodluck naman sa kanya. Isa pa, Ayoko lang mag-”Thank you” Kapag hindi ko feel. Minsan badtrip din kasi yung driver. O.a. sa bagal magpatakbo ng bus. Minsan naman barubal kasi nakita nang pasakay ka, biglang aandar at isasara ang pinto. Bihira akong mag-”Thank you.” Promise. Continue reading ‘TY’
Mahigit dalawampung minuto na ang nakakalipas nang bumalik ang kuryente dito sa amin. Nagising ako ngayong madaling araw mula sa pananaginip ng aking mga kaklase noong highschool.
Nakita ko si roberto na chubby pa din at mahilig sa pokemon na may dalang gitara na may mga pindutan at nakakapapatugtog ng mga mp3s. Alam ko magre-report siya. Continue reading ‘blackout’
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May 17, 2008 in
Jokes.
Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence.
One from the Philippines , another from Mexico and an American.
They go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The American contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. Well,’ he says. ‘I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.’ Continue reading ‘Iba (daw) talaga ang Pinoy’
Q. What’s the difference between corruption in the US and corruption in the Philippines ?
Continue reading ‘Joke sa araw na ito’
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