mga kwento ni samjuan, sino man, tungkol kanino man, kahit saan, kahit kailan, salamat walang anuman
Mga kabayan sa New York, Miss na miss mo na ang lutong Pinoy? Aba may astig palang kainan diyan eh. Ang pangalan ay Umi Nom at Kuma Inn.
Astig lang. Nabasa ko dito sa New York Times yung article tungkol sa kainan. Mukhang astig eh.
Eto ang kanilang address:
433 DeKalb Avenue (Classon Avenue), Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn; (718) 789-8806,
Eto ang kanilang website http://uminom.com/
Sa episode na yan ng Oprah kinanta ni Charice yung Note to God na single niya.
Anyways, ang cute cute nung batang katabi ni Oprah
Taos pusong pakikiramay po sa mga kapamilya at kaibigan ng yumaong Francis Magalona.
Muli, nagluksa ang karamihan sa mga mamamayan na naging bahagi at nakibahagi sa sining ng yumaong artista.
Marami ang nalungkot dahil muli, pinaalala na naman ng kamatayan na andiyan lang siya, sa tabi mo, sa tabi ko, na kahit anong oras eh pwede ka na niyang sunduin.
Nawa’y ang pagkawalang ito ng kababayan nating artista ay di lang makapagpalungkot sa atin, bagkus, lalo pang makapagpaalala sa atin kung gaano natin dapat iparamdam at ipakita ang ating pagmamahal sa mga taong mahalaga sa atin.
Sa mga ganitong pagkakataon, mas lalo sana nating bigyang halaga ang buhay at mga bagay at taong nagbigay saysay para isabuhay natin ito. Pagpalain kayo ng kalawakan kabayan!
I-click ang link sa ilalim ng larawan para sa mga karagdagang detalye.
Sali na nga kabayang OFWS. Pwede daw sumali kahit saang panig ka man ng daigdig. Kailangan mo lang daw ipakita sa black and white na larawan kung ano sa palagay mo ang mangyayari kapag hindi ka nakapag-ipon o hindi mo napaghandaan ang iyong pag-uwi sa Pilipinas.
Ako pa ay hindi binayaran ng may pakana ng pakontes. Nagkataon lang na ako si Samjuan pero wala pa ako sa panbagong square Juan. Hehe. Goodluck sa mga sasali!
Panalo lang kanina yung maingay na kotseng huminto sa may tapat ng bus-stop. Sino’ng mag-aakala na “Daig mo pa ang isang kisap mataaaa aaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaah…” ang tumutugotog nang malakas sa dumadagundong na mga speakers ng kotse. Nalaiw naman ako kasi imbes na mga mala-piyestang tugtog ng mga Mexicano at mga Hardcore hip-hop at rap na madalas pinapatugtog ng mag Afrikano, eh pinoy pop ang narinig ko kanina sa bus stop. Astig lang. Medyo nagising ako kahit antok na antok na’ko. hehe
Tangina, promise ko sa sarili ko, kapag umayos man ako dito at makakana ng kana anytime soon, hinding-hindi ko palalakihin ang anak ko dito. Katakot lang ang mga bata dito. Bibihira yung may matinong takbo ng pag-iisip. KUng hindi nagsu-suicide o pumapatay ng mga kaklase’t guro na nang-api sa kanila, eh mga magulang naman ang binabaril. Ayan, basahin niyo mga kabayan:
Astig!! Taga Nueva Ecija din sila. Sa Nueva Ecija lumaki ang tatay niya, sa bayan kung saan din ako lumaki. Panalo lang.
May pag-asa pa kayang mabago ang imahe ng sandatahang lakas ng Pilipinas kung may ganitong advertising strategy, pagpapackage at pagbibuild-up sa mga sundalong Pinoy?
Mas marami kaya ang mahihikayat na magsundalo at mamatay para sa bayan?
Kanta: Citizen Soldier
Banda: 3 Doors down
Isa pang masigabong yehey at may backpack na ulit ako! Salamat sa kabayan-blogger nating si Fritz ng Fritzified.com at sa Jansport at napili nila ang kwentong backpack ng inyong lingkod sa pa-contest nila.
Di ko lubos maisip na mapipili yung kwento namin ni Black Backpack sa gitna ng mga magagaling na sumali sa pa-contest. Salamat talaga ng madami!
Heto nga pala yung kwento namin ni Black Jansport Backpack:
Nakuha lang sa internet.
(Tamang pang-aliw)
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away…
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘Cowkimon’ and market it worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy… .
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.
(And this one I added myself)
A PHILIPPINE CORPORATION
You don’t even have cows because you can’t afford them.
Panalo ‘to! kahit tunog brand ng toyo yung title, super angas naman at astig yung trailer na napanood ko sa website ng animation na ito. (i-click ito para sa trailer)
Natagpuan ko si kukoman kakagala ko sa mga websites habang hindi ako inuutusan ni super big boss sa opisina.
Puntahan niyo yung website. Mukhang astig ‘to.
Dalawin niyo din sila sa megatrade hall. Alam ko may cosplay doon.
Sayangat hindi ako makakapunta, kaya kung nababasa mo ito at hindi ka naman busy sa June 14, hala sugod na sa Megatrade Hall 2 at 3 sa SM Megamall.
*Eto ata yung unang release nila ng trailer para sa astig na animation na ito
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