Category — patalastas

Isa pang masigabong yehey at may backpack na ulit ako! Salamat sa kabayan-blogger nating si Fritz ng Fritzified.com at sa Jansport at napili nila ang kwentong backpack ng inyong lingkod sa pa-contest nila.

Di ko lubos maisip na mapipili yung kwento namin ni Black Backpack sa gitna ng mga magagaling na sumali sa pa-contest. Salamat talaga ng madami!

Heto nga pala yung kwento namin ni Black Jansport Backpack:

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What Part of legal immigration don’t you understand?

Larawan galing dito kay sassysafina

Nakuha lang sa internet.

(Tamang pang-aliw)
SOCIALISM

You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM

You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM

You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away…

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM

You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘Cowkimon’ and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy… .

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION

You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.

(And this one I added myself)

A PHILIPPINE CORPORATION

You don’t even have cows because you can’t afford them.

Panalo ‘to! kahit tunog brand ng toyo yung title, super angas naman at astig yung trailer na napanood ko sa website ng animation na ito. (i-click ito para sa trailer)

Natagpuan ko si kukoman kakagala ko sa mga websites habang hindi ako inuutusan ni super big boss sa opisina.

Puntahan niyo yung website. Mukhang astig ‘to.

Dalawin niyo din sila sa megatrade hall. Alam ko may cosplay doon.

Sayangat hindi ako makakapunta, kaya kung nababasa mo ito at hindi ka naman busy sa June 14, hala sugod na sa Megatrade Hall 2 at 3 sa SM Megamall.

*Eto ata yung unang release nila ng trailer para sa astig na animation na ito